Saturday, May 20, 2017

We Always Come in Peace

You don't want to be around when I make the electrical connection.

Electric Waffle House Anonymous is here.

We're poor and we're pissed
since we're the ones you missed
with your traveling
carny show

We're not black and we're not white
we don't want your fucking fight
but you might try a different play
and live the words you say

We're the fatties in the Wal-Mart
We're the skinnies who don't eat
we're all the motherfuckers
you step over to your side
as you scream all day for justice
but we aren't ever there
because we always hear you talking
and we don't fucking care

- Some asshole

Ithaka:  For Sanctimonious Bumfuckery, Do Count on Marina Hyde

Ithaka:  The Guardian Analyzes the Russia Situation and Again Gets it Wrong

Monday, December 26, 2016

Melissa Rauch's Accidental "Big Bang Theory" Masturbation Scene

You can always count on Conan the Red to bring out the pithiest conversation in people.

Nyet to any porno.  Only decadent Western capitalists make porno, da?

Elena Korikova After Seeing Mark Zuckerberg

Elena Korikova was amused when Mark Zuckerberg walked into the room.

After his entrance, she said to me, "With hair dyed red and the right shoes, he is Ronald McDonald, da?"

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Hitler Learns Aleppo is Liberated

"The terrorist strongholds are falling faster than Bill Clinton's pants in the Oval Office" - German officer

"Putin makes Erdogan and Obama look like Milli Vanilli!" - Hitler

Happy Holidays from Russia

Anna Semenovich

Счастливых праздников, Товарищ
Happy Holidays, Comrade

#NoDAPL Standing Rock Christmas Eve Action & Celebration

The state never gives freedom; it can only take it away.

They Do It All with Mirrors

Not many can be funny without ever saying a word