Monday, December 26, 2016

Melissa Rauch's Accidental "Big Bang Theory" Masturbation Scene

You can always count on Conan the Red to bring out the pithiest conversation in people.

Nyet to any porno.  Only decadent Western capitalists make porno, da?

Elena Korikova After Seeing Mark Zuckerberg

Elena Korikova was amused when Mark Zuckerberg walked into the room.

After his entrance, she said to me, "With hair dyed red and the right shoes, he is Ronald McDonald, da?"